Items: The Unholy Axe

The Unholy Axe

Ask anyone about the Unholy Axe and they know exactly what’s being talked about. They don’t even care that it’s a terrible pun. The legendary electric guitar serves as both an instrument and a weapon, though it doesn’t actually have sharpened sides. Forged from rusted steel, the Unholy Axe combines the powers of the Five Primordials. While it’s powered by an unquenchable fire ruby, its core is cooled by a shard of eternal ice - each set into its pickups. It bears machine heads made from fingerbones and boasts strings made from solid but flexible blood. Hell, the whammy bar is said to be a part of Hifistus Krull’s crown. A Warband member baring the Unholy Axe can shred like no other. Their chords whip those listening into a frenzy while their blows bypass any manner of elemental protection. This power comes with a price, though, as the owner cannot pass up a chance to perform, no matter the cost. Sure this is great in a gig or a fight, but not so great when trying to sneak along but here and now would be an ideal place to rock and roll.

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